the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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holysoul:

Slim Harpo Baby Scratch My Back

(via kaiplushy)

andrwgarfield:

bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

#this is adorable #and i just automatically thought of mari and aly DON’T KILL ME GUYS I JUST FIND YOU ADORABLE OK 

So cute!

(Source: dailyanimals)

This is about my some day daughter already stained with insecurity, asking me “Mom, will I be pretty”. And I’ll wipe that question from her mouth like cheap lipstick and say:

(Source: theongrayjoy, via girlwithalessonplan)

“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.”

(Source: youwinyoudie, via andrwgarfield)

karla-world:

want

2 people sitting in front me on the bus were talking about how rude it is when people eavsdrop on others conversations and I told them that I totally agree.

(Source: vegan-because-fuck-you, via style-stalkers)